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[instrumental music]
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Am I good? Is it clear?
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I can't tell.
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I'm clear.
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[cars honking]
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Not clear.
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What's that idiot doing
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in my blind spot?
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Everyone's in your blind spot.
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This car is nothing
but blind spots.
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It's not a car,
it's a parade float.
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Now, am I clear?
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I don't know. All I see
is a giant foot.
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It's not a giant foot
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it's a giant flipper.
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That's it. I'm going for it!
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[tires screeching]
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[screaming]
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Great. Now we have to go
to the car wash.
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Oh, no. I'm getting out here.
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What are you crazy?
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You're on the side
of a freeway!
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It's dangerous!
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Not as dangerous as riding
in that thing.
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Suit yourself.
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[engine revving]
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Am I clear?
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I'm going for it!
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[cars honking]
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[theme music]
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Look! There goes our car.
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Is that a parade float?
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It's not a parade float.
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It's my parade float. Tsk.
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Is it made out of paper mache?
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Papier-mache, yes.
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What will happen
when it gets wet?
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It's gonna get wet?
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[instrumental music]
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[alarm blaring]
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Turn off the water!
Turn off the water!
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Turn off the water!
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[music continues]
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[whirring]
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[screaming]
Stop!
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Turn off the water!
Turn off the water!
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[alarm blaring]
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[music continues]
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[grunting]
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[whirring]
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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[music continues]
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[grunting]
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[whirring]
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[music continues]
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[whimpering]
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[instrumental music]
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(Daffy)
'My eye! My eye!'
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- 'Oh, my eye!'
- Daffy? D-don't move!
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- I'm getting the first aid kit.
- 'No! No!'
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[whimpering]
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Let me see your eye!
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It's all that's left.
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M-my beautiful parade float
is gone!
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We-we never
even got to be in a parade.
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[dramatic music]
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You gonna be okay?
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[door shuts]
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He'll be okay.
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Probably just needs
a little time.
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[Daffy sobbing]
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[sobbing continues]
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[sobbing continues]
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[sobbing continues]
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[sobbing continues]
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[Daffy sobbing]
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Maybe that's enough time.
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- Daffy?
- Huh! Bugs!
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I knew it!
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I knew you'd come through
for me!
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I knew if I stayed in here
long enough
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and sobbed loud enough
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you'd make me
another parade float!
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It wasn't easy. There were days
when I wanted to give up.
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When I wanted to come
out of my room
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maybe take a shower
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but I persevered.
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I stayed in my room
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and I sobbed even louder
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because I knew that you needed
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that time and that motivation.
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And I was right.
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Thank you, brother!
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So where is it? Where's my new
beautiful parade float?
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I didn't make you
a parade float.
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[thudding]
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I'm fine.
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I'm disappointed, but I'm fine.
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Why can't you just
drive a normal car?
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Normal cars
are for normal people.
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I'm not normal!
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I'll give you that.
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You're my best friend.
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You know me better than anyone.
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You see
what a horrible person I am.
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That's why I have to drive
a parade float.
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To distract the rest
of the world from seeing it!
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You're gonna need something
better than a parade float.
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Better than a parade float?
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Better than a parade float.
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[instrumental music]
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I'll take it.
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(Daffy)
'Not since my parade float'
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have I felt that a vehicle
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so expressed my essence.
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How much?
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Three hundred
and seventy five thousand.
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- Dollars?
- Yes.
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American dollars?
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I'm not giving you
$375,000 for a yacht.
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But you're my best friend.
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That's what best friends do.
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No, they don't.
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Fair enough.
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Will you give me $375,000
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which I will donate
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to the charity of my choice?
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Daffy, no one's
gonna give you $375,000.
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O-of course,
I'll give you $375,000.
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I knew I could count on you,
Porky.
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Y-you poor thing.
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I d-didn't even know
you were sick.
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B-but when's the operation?
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Tonight, so, uh,
let's wrap this up.
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Can I ask why you d-didn't
go to Bugs for the money?
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Because you're my best friend.
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I know that I can ask you
for anything.
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Just as you know that
you can ask me for anything.
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Could you turn on
that lamp for me?
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I-I can't see the combination.
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Do it yourself.
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[safe unlocks]
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'Here you go.'
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[sniffing]
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This is only $350,000.
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B-but it's all I have.
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Porky, you are making
this very hard for me.
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Do you think I like
having to come
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to my best friend for money?
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Can you imagine
what this is like for me?
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How awkward this is?
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What's that?
In the back of the safe?
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A gold watch?
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But that was my
g-great grandfather's.
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"Randall Pig?"
It's engraved?
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That's gonna kill
its resale value!
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I'm gonna need
more than this.
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Give me your debit card.
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B-but that's the money
I live on.
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Porky, I can't sit here
and argue with you.
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The surgery's, like,
in ten minutes.
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You're right.
T-take the debit card.
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Take the debit card, what?
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Uh, t-take the debit card,
please?
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Fine. As a favor to you,
I'll take the debit card.
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What is this, wool? Alright,
I guess I'll take the coat, too.
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Maybe I can get a couple
of bits for this.
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Uh, f-f-feel better!
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W-wait a second.
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N-now, how am I gonna live?
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[instrumental music]
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Whoo-hoo!
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I'm free!
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I've never felt so alive!
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The high seas!
The wind in my hair!
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The salt on my skin!
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I am a sailor!
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I am sailing!
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What an unbelievable rush!
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Whoo-hoo!
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[instrumental music]
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[Porky whimpering]
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Porky? What are you doing?
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E-eating garbage.
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Is, uh, that something
you've always done
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or is that a new thing?
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A-are you gonna finish that?
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I tried calling you, but your
phone's been disconnected.
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Why is it so dark
in here, and cold?
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- I-I couldn't pay my bills.
- Why not?
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I-I gave all my money to Daffy.
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Why would you give
all your money to Daffy?
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Uh, f-for his kidney transplant.
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D-do you know how he's doing?
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Let's go find out.
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[instrumental music]
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Aahh.
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I should have bought a yacht
with Porky's money years ago.
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[dramatic music]
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Nice boat.
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She's a real beauty,
isn't she?
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"The Queen of the Ocean."
That's why I named her that.
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'A fitting name
for the successor'
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'to my parade float.'
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Which by the way was also named
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"Queen of the Ocean."
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- How's the kidney?
- Kidney?
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[laughing]
Oh, I just told Porky that
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so he'd give me the money
for the yacht.
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[Porky screaming]
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[both grunting]
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Mm. Good shrimp.
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[instrumental music]
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♪ You like antiques
I like flee markets ♪
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♪ You like cheese
but I like chocolates ♪
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♪ I know one way
we can solve this ♪
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♪ It's called fondue
it has both ♪
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♪ I like ficus
you like ferns ♪
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♪ We put them in matching urns ♪
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♪ And the silly thing
we learned ♪
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♪ Is now they're friends ♪
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♪ Those plants are friends ♪
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♪ You like red and I like blue ♪
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♪ You like me and I like you ♪
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♪ There's nothing else to do
but be best friends ♪
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♪ We're best friends we're best
friends we're best friends ♪
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♪ Our friendship
will never end ♪
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♪ If we were divers
we'd get the bends ♪
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♪ We're such deep friends ♪
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♪ Sometimes we disagree ♪
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♪ We must monitor our chi
and realign our energy ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ Lee lee lee ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ Le le le ♪
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- Dance break!
- Splendid! After you!
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Oh, no, I insist,
you're a much better dancer.
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- Oh, you flatter me.
- Not at all.
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- Okay, dance break's over.
- Never mind.
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♪ You like toning up
your lats ♪
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♪ I like wearing
my new spats ♪
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♪ It don't get no
better than that ♪
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♪ When you're best friends
you're best friends ♪
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♪ You like gray
and I like beige ♪
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♪ Luckily for us
there's greige ♪
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♪ Which is a lovely
combination ♪
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♪ Of gray and beige ♪
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♪ You like designer boots ♪
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♪ I like velvet
warm-up suits ♪
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♪ In that way
we're in cahoots ♪
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♪ We're best friends
we're best friends ♪
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♪ You like red and I like blue ♪
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♪ You like me and I like you ♪
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♪ There's nothing else to do ♪
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♪ But be best friends ♪
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♪ Be best friends ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la ♪
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♪ We are best friends ♪♪
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[Daffy grunting]
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[instrumental music]
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[screaming]
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[glass shatters]
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Ooh!
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Wait!
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That's a Tiffany lamp.
274
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T-that you bought
with my money!
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[grunts]
276
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H-how could you l-l-lie to me?
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I'm sorry, I thought if I told
you what the money was for
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you wouldn't give it to me.
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I w-w-wouldn't have!
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You just proved my point!
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How am I the bad guy here?
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
284
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Okay, I've had enough.
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[Daffy screaming]
286
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Well, maybe just one more.
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[instrumental music]
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Alright, break it up.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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Daffy, you're gonna
sell this thing
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and give Porky his money back.
292
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Are you crazy?
293
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I already lost
my parade float!
294
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I'm not about to lose my yacht.
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[sighs]
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[instrumental music]
297
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Well, you're about to lose
a friend.
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Yeah, but those are easy to get
when you have a yacht.
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'Uh, guys?'
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(Daffy)
'Where's the dock?'
301
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But that's impossible.
302
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I tied a shank knot
to this cleat
303
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'tied a sheepshead knot here'
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'a double rolling hitch here'
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a simple yet elegant bow here
and a square knot here.
306
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Uh-huh. And what kind of knot
did you tie to the dock?
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[instrumental music]
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[crying]
W-what are we gonna do?
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We-we're stranded in the
mi-mi-middle of the ocean!
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[crying]
I always knew
I'd di-die this way!
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Alright. Let's not panic.
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We'll just put up the sail
and sail back.
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[squawking]
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- Where's the sail?
- I didn't get one.
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- W-wh-what?
- I didn't have enough money.
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I was forced to choose
between a sail
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and this Jacuzzi.
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So if anyone's to blame,
it's Porky.
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I gave you everything I had.
I'm c-completely broke!
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The fact that you're not
more financially successful
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is not my fault.
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Ugh!
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What? Is it me?
It's him, right?
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We'll just radio
the coast guard for help.
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- Nope. No radio.
- What?
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There wasn't enough money.
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Not after I got
the second Jacuzzi.
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I have an idea. Let's all take
a long hot soak in the Jacuzzi.
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It will relax us,
which will allow us
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to think of a way
out of our predicament.
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I'll take the master Jacuzzi.
You two take that one.
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'Ha. Ah! Ooh! Ah. Ohh!'
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'Ahh. Ahh. Ahh.'
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I think I have our answer.
335
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Porky should swim back
and get help.
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- Off you go, Porky.
- H-hey, what are you doing?
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S-stop! What-what do you think
you're doing?
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No one's swimming anywhere.
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We're sailing back.
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[instrumental music]
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Where'd you get a sail?
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- It's your bed sheets.
- What?
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Those are 1,500 thread count
Egyptian cotton!
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Do you know how much
these sheets cost?
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More than lifejackets!
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That's why there are
no lifejackets on board!
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Well, that
and they make you look stupid.
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[instrumental music]
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[screaming]
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He's unconscious!
W-what should we do?
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[instrumental music]
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[whispering]
Psst, Porky, untie me.
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I-I can't. I'm under
d-direct orders not to.
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You know, Porky, being out here
in the middle of the ocean
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has really made me
revaluate some things.
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I see now, that it's not money
or things that matter.
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It's friends,
best friends.
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And you, Porky Pig
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you are my best friend.
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Do you r-really mean it?
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Have you ever known me to lie?
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Y-yes. You lied about n-needing
a kidney transplant.
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That's in the past.
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Now, please, untie me.
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So I can give my best friend
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a great big hug.
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You won't regret this.
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Now, go swim and get help.
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[screaming]
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Porky!
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[instrumental music]
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Well, I guess
it's just me now.
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All alone on a yacht.
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Stranded in the middle
of the ocean
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with no lifejackets
and no idea how to sail.
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Bugs! Porky!
Wait for me!
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[gasps]
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Hmm.
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These are coming with me.
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Mm. It's like being
caressed by an angel.
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[instrumental music]
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I regret nothing!
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Except not buying
those lifejackets!
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[gasps]
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It was a dream.
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It was all a dream.
387
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That explains why I was such
a horrible person
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and did all those
horrible things.
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(Bugs)
'Ehh..'
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...not a dream.
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You are a horrible person
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and you did do those
horrible things.
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Then what happened?
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We were picked up
by a passing ship.
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You nearly drowned
in your stupid bed sheets.
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What about "The Queen
of the Ocean?" Did she survive?
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Yeah. It was towed
back to shore.
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Ah. Oh, thank goodness!
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It is things that matter!
This proves it!
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We sold it
and got Porky's money back.
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Ohh-ho-ho!
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I've good news and bad news.
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The good news is
there's no complications
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from the near drowning.
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The bad news is,
we ran some tests
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and it looks like
you're gonna need..
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...a kidney transplant.
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Huh! Ironic. How much
does one of those cost?
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I don't know,
about $375,000.
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but I'm sure
you have insurance.
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Shhhh..
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Well, I may not have insurance
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but at least
I have a best friend.
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Right, Bugs and/or Porky?
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[instrumental music]
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I see you decided to rebuild
your parade float.
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Well, I couldn't ask
my best friend to do it
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not after you paid
for my kidney transplant.
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Don't mention it.
420
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Shame they couldn't also
throw in a brain transplant.
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I won't forget this!
422
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It was a tremendous act
of generosity!
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And I shall forever be
in your debt!
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Uh, Daffy, uh,
can I take a break?
425
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I-I'm still not feeling
a hundred since the-the surgery.
426
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Oh, here we go.
427
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How many times are you
gonna throw it in my face
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that you gave me your kidney?
429
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You still have the other one!
430
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I-I gotta get a new best friend.
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[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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Psst.
Hey, you wanna buy a watch?